Videos.aag.tv . A free hub for all the musicians to post there videos and get massive views .Aag Tv is THE platform for all the young talent .Good Hai na ?.

“Meera Cannot get Married again.She is already married to me”say an enraged Atiq Ur Rahman .Aray Bhai kon hai asli Meera Patti ?Real Meera Patti plz Stand Up !

Hustle Bustle early morning for the Red Team is the order of the day .Playing cheap disco songs is without any orders .Fahadee should be fined for the noise pollution on the floor

Mazhar aka Chinese (graphic designer) will go mad ,says Tahir (web designer).Leaks think there is no room left!

Ali Safina was on the floor. Need say much? He's recorded a special Video blog for the worrrrld and will be online soon.

Umer A. Khan (New Web Developer) works faster than the speed of light. Umer is welcomed to the club!

Much married Meera gets married to a much married man. Makes 2 too, two of them.

Madam Tamanna passes away today leaving behind lots of mourning fans. RIP.

Whitney Houston’s death has shaken the world .The world has shook enough even for Hadiqa Gi who has emulated Whitney’s ohs & ahs in her recordings of early days.

Aag TV rocked the rechter scale with a rating of 1.8 on 12th Rabi Ul Awal Transmission .Tremors caused .All the other channels are still reeling under aftershocks.

Too much of tea can darken the skin color ( Leaks Research) . Brownies need to be careful while excessively Teaing and sunbathing this callous winters!

Valentine went bozoka boom on Aag Tv screen . Many still want to date Mathira even though it is no longer due .Next year plz!

Love Festival" is a Valentine special show that will be shot LIVE from Park Towers Karachi with Ali Safina and Sanam. Make sure to be there all Karachi'ites!

"Love Festival" standy arrived at work today at 2:45 PM. It looks amazing and special thanks to The Red Team specially Kumail for the Design. PS: Kumail is often called "Komal" on the floor.

The show will encompass your favorite pop stars as guests so you can get a chance to meet them from 6 - 8 PM on 14th Feb. 2012. Celebrate and enjoy with Love Festival and watch it live on Aag Tv!

Abid Iqbal (Producer AAG TV) is working hard and harder as Valentines Day comes nearer. The only date he'll get would be up'to-date with the live show and transmission on AAG!

Mujra CD's were found in the laptops given by the Punjab Govt. to students for free. Our leaders are definitely educating the youth in the right direction! Kudos.

Ramzan (Graphic Designer) was found crossing the road in his red shirt yesterday afternoon. Nobody needed any signal signs on the road till the duration he was standing there.

Atif Akram (the analytics person from Jang) was wearing a red shirt and jeans. He is steadily becoming a part of the "redness" that exists on the floor of Aag. Everyone welcomes him with open arms.

Saad Mehmood(Aag Finance) has been asking SamiaBR(Web Content Writer) for her ID card since a week. Samia has identity crisis she cannot disclose and is hush about it.

Mohd. Junaid is a very determined and enthusiastic web junkie. He opens his inbox daily to millions of dozens of emails and he makes sure he answers to them all everyday!

Waseem Raja is a Raja of the tea'dom from kitchen to cabins, he's always distributing tasty tea to everyone on the floor!

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) wears a new coat to work which is best suited to the cold environment these days.

The microwave in the kitchen is bruised on the "Start" button. A band aid is healing the wound till it's taken into proper care. Get well soon microwave.

It's Charles Dickens 200th birthday! Thank you Charles for letting us experience adventures of Oliver Twist and many more through your inspiring pennings!

Veena Malik is an international star! She claims she has "offers" from across the globe. We, however do not really know what kind of "offers" and what sort of globes *wink*

This leak is public knowledge - to win a date with Mathira, type VD <space> Your Name and City and send it to 224 (sms charges Rs. 5 + Tax)

Date with Dream Girl! Audition venue will be announced soon. Win a date with Mast Mathira. Enough disclosed?

Graphic Designer, Ramzan and Ali Tim are both clad in red shirts today. Not to forget, Sajjad Haider (Graphic Designer) and his red belt. They're all working on Valentines Day special campaign!

The owner of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg lives in a rented house. His worth is 17.5 billion. That's it. Not very rich. Lol and he's 27 years of age. Not too old either.

Eid Milad Un Nabi was celebrated with religious fervor on Geo Tv Network. Hats off to the team effort for a great job on & off screen.

Shahrukh Khan patches up with Shirish (Farah Khans husband) after punching him last week. His punches hit hard, hope not to his career with Farah!

Syed Farhan Ullah (Red Team Mgr.) claims he has offered the Jumma prayers already at 1:15 PM. However when he said this, the clock had just struck 1:13.

Sajjad Haider (Graphic Designer AAG TV) has just walked in at 1:42 PM. Office timings begin from 10 o'clock max. Yet, he one consider himself late..

Maya Khan's fiasco has come to an end. Seems like Pakistan's youth is simply awesome at raising its' voice. Don't mess with them or they could get you FIRED (too)!

Live chat with VJ Mathira with be held from 3 - 4 PM every Wed and Thurs only on AAG! Have FUN!.

Kumail A. Shareef (Illustrator Red Team) was applauding Ali Tim's art, saying his Many'pulations were awesome! Many many returns of the day!

Sur Ki Baazi auditions go on air at 9 PM Wed and Thurs. The journey to see who wins Sur Ki Baazi BEGINS!

Saad Mehmood (AAG Finance) is inquiring if Samia BR received her salary. Considering he is in the dept. himself, Samia was baffled on his inquiry.

Mohabbat ki Chingari ,flame of love ,love of Aag , Aag Tv .Jald aanay walla hai.Dekh magar Pyar se! 14th Feb…

Dr Shaista Wahdi did a huge Milad for 12th Rabi ul Awal .Stay tuned to Geo and stay blessed!

The internet is going to explode and go Kaput. Ants have invaded the net & tv anchor Maya Khan .Kaput!

One mason (free) is working outside the window of 3rd floor .He is hammering another ‘brick in the wall’.People on the floor are inspired by his free masonry !

Ehtesham aka ET (Senior Producer GEO) is enraged at the quality of this product. Hence, the quantity of his volume was found to be very high.

The history of flutes date back to 75,000 years where flute was played with animal bones.

Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia is a classical flutist who plays a bamboo flute with his left hand for 35 years now.

GM Ali Tim is interviewing Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia today. More details are not needed. Period.

Ban on music concerts in Punjab. Ali Azmat files a case in the court. Help the Youth!

Popular singer Jawad claims that the ban concerts is to cover up political turmoil in the country. The term’oil is being massively used.

Tv Anchor Maya Khan is the BIGGEST item on internet to-DATE since Veena Malick. Dont ask why and DATE?

VJ Mathira sang the complete birthday song to someone on the phone when she realized she had called on a wrong number.

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) is wearing a coat to work everyday since it's winters. He sounds very sugar coated in general too *wink*

Veena Malik attacks a co-star with an iron rod. She feels like IRON WOMAN and the rods going to strike back once the lady's out of hospital!

Syed Bilal (Red Team Manager) inquired people about their last increments. Not once but twice, did he ask people to speak LOUDER. He might have a hearing disability. Perhaps.

Rumors have it that Abida Parveen may be one of the Judges in Sur Ki Baazi. She's the Queen of Sur herself! Period.

Sur Ki Baazi moves ahead to battle rehearsals for rounds in Dubai - The Baazi is ON and doing rounds!

Hadiqa Kiani says, "Pk ke Naujawanu mein bahut Josh aur walwala hai" - Sur Ki Baazi .Learn then!

Meera Tweets,” Not feeling fresh since i got back from US. I think i still have the jet leg ! Certainly Miss Meera, you're LAG'GING!”

Reems Of Reema - Dreams of Reema – Married & NYC settled – No more Basmati rice commercials for Cable Tv. Just No More!

TimmyFender7, an unknown commenter on live.aag.tv has 25 likes yet not a single friend. Forever Alone, he is.

Syed Farhan Ullah (Red Team Mgr.) claims he has offered the Jumma prayers already at 1:15 PM. However when he said this, the clock had just struck 1:13.

There's talcum powder fragrance on the floor. Wonder from where, how and who? But it's pretty strong to hypnotize anyone!

Cameraman Sattar has been at work since 10:00 PM. He was at work at 12:00 AM. He will be at work at 6 PM also. He's available round the clock!.

A successful rendezvous of thousands and thousands at Sur Ki Baazi auditions. All good things came to an end! Sigh.

Atif Akram (Data Analysis Mgr. Jang Group) has an injured wrist and says he can't see the discoloration caused due to some internal bruise on his external skin! GWS.

Most of the people on the Aag floor are seen wearing black and grey colored clothes. It's not Black Friday/Thursday but seems like one!

Asif Lateef (Group Webmaster) is a master of computer arts and crafts. He's a magician of tech in real sense of the word.

Today is the last day for Sur Ki Baazi auditions in Karachi and Lahore! Hurry up and get yourself registered! SMS on 436!

Asif Ishaq Sb was found playing fish games on his newly bought iPhone 3GS. We understand his liking for games and work as well

Ali Tim replied "I'm red" pointing towards his red shirt, when asked "How are you today?" Nobody except himself understands what he meant.

Aag Tv Web Standy - Go Crazy Under The Hood - was found on the floor early in the morning and two minutes later, it disappeared.

Javeria Saud spotted in the elevator .Rather pretty is her smile ,much opposite to the on screen persona of a yelling woman she dons on Tv !

Samia back on floor and running after a mouse – of mouse and men .Na , a computer mouse it is !

Matira early morning on Aag Tv floor ,taking her own pictures .Home? No from a camera !

Ex Film actor Saud seen on Geo floor wearing a black suit – A suit that suites him everywhere he goes. Nice he looks but the suit ?

Syed Bilal (manager Red Team) is finding correlation to human mind and heart .His claim ,”heart thinks’ .Aag leaks request “let the brain work”

Samia Br ( web Junky) is MIA . No no ,she is not Mia’wali yet but only ( Missing In Action)

Raheena Irshaad ( Senior manager Aag PD ) is in a ‘longest meeting “with producer Asad Pathan . Aag Leaks will wait for the results .If any ..wink !

Ali Tim ( GM of something) is reportedly sick again. Not a very good start for 2012 ,according to the gossipmongers

Producer Abid Iqbal is all set to leave for vacations. Yes these ones are official !

Viz Artist Shabeeh is looking for a very expensive camera for a very cheap price .You can never square a circle Shabeeh Boy! Made in China is an option though….

Imran Patel Senior Producer at Aag Tv has bought an expensive DSLR Camera with a series of lenses. Yes he is not available for Wedding photography no more!

Sohail Siddqui is another man on the floor ?One is a supervising animator and the other is a Software manager .People are shooting mails to both of them for the safe side.

Sana Ejaz [Geo-Research & Analysis] has cordially left the floor of Aag as well as the organization leaving many hearts aflutter. We wish her best of luck in her future. Sana will be missed.

Ali Tim (GM Marketing) says that he is waiting to find peace of mind and then he will go MAD. Period.

Syed Bilal (The Red Team Manager) has set out in his quest of knowledge starting from the history and origin of the first letter in the alphabets, Aleph to A for apple, B for bat.

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) bought 1kg of "Bhunney Kaaley Channey" to work yesterday. While offering it to the team, he kept asking everyone what are they called in English. Indeed, he is very good at his work!

Umar Amanullah (Executive producer) Geo has just ordered 11 double Biryanis and 2 litres of Soda. He will need extra liters of soda to wash it down his crazy appetite.

Mohd Zeeshan (GM Brand - Har Pal Geo) is frequently seen on Aag Tv floor these days. Seems like some Brand war is ahead ..

Farhan Ullah, Fahadee and Ramzan are travelling to Haleji for a photshoot. They do not have the camera yet but food supplies are already arranged.

Asif Ishaq is Ex. He is using totka X factor to revive his already Healthy Health. High five for the exercised work and exertion fatigue.

It was Samia's (Web Content Writer) birthday! She turned eleven teen. Happy Belated Birthday!

Sohail Siddiqui (Red Team) has cut his long hair short. Long story short. Period.

Kumail A. Shareef wrote a little poem wishing Samia happy birthday. He saved himself from spending much.

Saad Mehmood (Finance Aag Tv) has not shown up at work today. He is stressed as the monthly salaries are coming up again!

Saad Mehmood (Finance Manager Aag Tv) passed by murmuring "Hit your head against the wall". Wonder why is he out of his own head? Late salaries!

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) has yet not recovered from the flu and cough and is often found rushing to the bathroom so much that even the bathroom has caught flu!

Syed Bilal (Red Team Manager) was wearing a blue shirt yesterday and today and listening to the blues. These days "Blue Is On" for him yet he's happy.

Congratulations! Ali Tim (GM Marketing) has been blessed with a new computer. His system now has the same old configuration, old features, old look, old speed but a new casing! Celebrate!

Today is 11-11-11. People at work have not even showed up at 11:11:11 AM. When will odds become even?

All men are clad in their Eid dresses. Since it's a Friday, Kurta Pajama is the dress code on the floor!

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) is suffering from severe cough and flu and having Joshanda instead of tea. The tea boy feels neglected.

The Aag floor wishes Sana Ejaz from Geo [GRAD] a very Happy Birthday! The secret party is supposed to start at 2:30 PM

Everyone is curious about Eid holidays. All of them want to pull out the entire week as a part of the religious holidays. Asif Sb (HR Manager) has turned down their expectations. As usual.

Sajjad Haider (Graphic Designer-Red Team) continues wearing his red belt and red shoes consistently everyday. He takes no offs neither do his belt and shoes.

Kumail A Shareef (The Red Team) has flu and is keeping away from everyone on the floor because his flu is contagious. He claims if anyone falls sick, the culprit will be no one but himself.

Saad Mehmood (Finance Manager) is walking with his head held up high. He is no more answerable to Samia BR (Content Writer) since her cheque has been issued after two months! She calls for a party!.

Syed Bilal (Red Team Manager) was caught laughing out loud on the phone. His voice was clearly heard amidst all the hustle bustle on Chundrigar Road.

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) is switching channels on the office laptop with a television remote control device. His confusion is evident. HR does it to people!

Farhan Ullah (Red Team) is undergoing amongst other tests, nuclear testing for some alien disease he has contracted from the rat bite. Poor rats going through the same test.

Ali Tim comments to Farhan Ullah "Death is the only cure, my lad". Period.

Bakra Eid festivities are on the rise at Aag Tv. However, there were multiple breeds of Bakra's seen throughout the year irrespective of their purpose.

Samia BR is back to wearing her red sneakers again after an era of rust brown ones. She feels red whereas Syed Bilal (Red Team Manager) keeps claiming RED IS ON! RED IS ON! There is no inter-linking here.

There is a resonance of the name "Kashif" on the floor. It can be heard from every corner by every person. Who is he..

As per Friday tradition, every man on the floor is clad in Shalwar Kameez and Chappals. The tea boy feels neglected since he has to wear his daily uniform to work!

Arif Qureshi (Sind Jo Megaman) has computer issues at home and office. He has other issues both at home and in the office. .

M. Junaid (Web Designer) did not show up to work yesterday. He must have been sleeping all day thinking it's a Sunday. Confusion Part - 1.

Asif Lateef (webmaster) used to play keyboards in a rock band called Final Cut. He still plays guitars whenever he has free time which is no time.

Sanaan Mughal has turned from a Web Developer to E - Media something that only he knows and understands. Confusion Part - 2.

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) was found listening to Chammak Challo early in the morning. He wonders where is his Chammak Challo now?.

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) looks at the calendar everyday. She has yet not received her monthly cheque despite of her constant checks.

Kumail Ali Shareef (Illurtrator - Red Team) is wearing a purple shirt over a blue denim. The long weak'end has changed his unsightly rainbow appearance.

Ali Tim (GM Marketing) was the only one present on the floor yesterday while the whole office was closed due to the National Holiday. He felt alone, very alone and tea-less.

Abdul Sattar (Cameraman) showed up wearing a bright floral shirt after shooting Pakistan Fashion Week! The flora of glamour struck him!.

Saad Mehmood (Finance Manager) is keeping silent because he hasn't yet paid the staff its' salary. Totally hush-up man he is!.

Fahad Siddique (?) is a happy boy who keeps smiling at everything that messes up on the floor. From fights to food to fotoshoots!..

M. Zeeshan (GM Brand - Entertainment) was spotted on the floor making a Que Sheet - Najaney Q? (Wonder why?).

Mr. Ghousse (Marketing Personnel Jang Group) owns the HTC Desire HD cell phone. However the phone does not make him desirous much in any way.

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) was heard mentioning 5 lacs in a conversation with Assistant Producer/Cameraman, Sattar. This made Ali Tim (GM Marketing) dream of his never-going-to-happen appraisal.

A man on Aag is floor is clad in the same attire for the past three days. When noticed, it was observed that he wasn't Shabeeh from The Red Team.

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) is still waiting for her monthly salary. She needs to pay off her tution fees, medicine fees, stationary and samosa needs.

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) is having Chocolate Crepe since morning. Crepe De La Crepe!

"Genre" is one word which is continuously mispronounced (as JUNRA) on the Aag floor. They're doing it Genra'lly with Gene'rosity.

Farhan Ullah (Red Team) got bit by a rat (he claims it was a snake) while watching a movie in his shorts! Bites are short lived.

Bilal (Red Team Manager) is clad in cricket apparel today. We thought it Sri Lankan T20 was being played in Columbo!

Saad Mehmood (Finance Aag) comes to work at 10:00 AM and has Paratha with fried omel'late in the kitchen. He makes sure he is not "late" for breakfast!

The Red Team is listening to Karavan's song Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai in remembrance of Sameer Ahmed & Zahid Gill. They are dearly missed on the floor!

Zahid GIll (The Red Team Aag) has officially landed in London. Confirms Zahid Gill himself via a call to Samia & Tim by a borrowed cellphone!

Atif Akram, (Analytics Manager) is suffering from chronic DDD. It's a lethal "Data Digits Disease". His colleagues wish him a calculator!

VJ Mathira is heading out to a beauty saloon to get her make up done while she claims she is never made up!

Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) recently took a desi "totka" from Samia (Web Content Writer) related to lowering cholesterol levels. Samia is now promoted to being the "Aapa" for Aag.

Muhammad Shabeeh (Viz Animator) is not showing up to work regularly. People think it might be because his bathing routine is noted very regularly.

Farhan Ullah (The Red Team) checked in the office at 2:10 PM. His surprise reaction was "I thought it was 12PM!" He is travelling in a parallel time zone!

Zahid Gill (Sr. Animator Red Team) is leaving for London this week to pursue his education after spending 4 years at GEO! We all wish him good luck!

Samia BR (Web Content Writer) was stopped at the main gate while entering the building and was asked for her identity (card). She has a borne identity.

Kumail A. Shareef is talking about Volcanoes. Volcanoes in Philippines or volcanoes in AAG remains a confusion.

Asif Sb HR Manager is conducting a survey about Marlas and Kanal. He is calling the tailor to find out the right measurements?

Kumail A. Shareef (Illustrator - Red Team) is wearing Harry Potter type spectacles and a pot-like shirt to work today! He looks straight out of a comic strip!

Ali Tim says "Such bad photography, I did". Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, not the camera or the lens, exposure, shutter BLAH.

The IT Manager who comes to fix system problems on the floor has a perfect curvature when he is looked at from the back side. (On the head)

Ali Safina wakes up in the middle of the night yelling at the top his lungs "HUN DAS!". Everyone thinks he's possessed or is having a bout of diarrhea!

A mosquito bit Samia BR (Web Content Writer) early in the morning today at work. She's groaning "The Mosquito Must Die!".

The hot water tap of the the kitchen dispenser was changed. Everyone is baffled on how to pour hot water in their tea cups now. Good trick!

Milk shake takes VJ Mathira to the barn ie Cafe Le Grand Khi! Mathira spotted Saturday night 10PM.

Syed Bilal (Manager Red Team) wearing drain pipes and a white skin tight shirt. Looks good in the drain'age skin! Excellent man!

Happy Birthday to Google. It's 13 year old today. Let's see how naughty and rebellious does it get as a teenager!.

A dispatcher boy comes to AAG floor everyday, looks around and leaves without dispatching any letters at all

Earth spins at 1,038 miles per hour and Zahid Gill's (Animator Red Team) head spins at 1,000,000 miles per second. He is volatile.

AAG Tv floor sees a number of beautifully dressed girls everyday. Sadly they all work for GRAD not AAG TV.

Badar Ikram (Business Unit Head Geo/Aag Tv) watches the comedy serial The Family Guy - Pure Leaks.

Raheena Irshad (Content Manager) is the one who was thought to be a new addition to Geo is only 8 year old. (we mean in the organization)

The office of AAG TV looked like a haunted house in the morning at 10 AM with no cast, no crew, no electricity and not even a GHOST!

Mohd. Raza (Viz Animator Red Team) was laughing in shock because of the darkness on the floor. He was making sure nobody gets scared, except himself

The office microwave is out of order. Therefore, everyone is forced to have "Kacchi Chai (uncooked tea)" today. Sub ki Kacchi hogaye aaj tou.

It's Chocolate Day today (23rd Sept.) yet people on AAG TV's floor are having samosa's. Sigh.

Sajjad Haider (Graphic Designer-Red Team) got robbed off his cell phone and wallet on his way to work. Let's pray for him, it's Friday!

People in the office have begun to get curious where do these 'leaks' come from. It might just be the leakage from the drainage pipes in the bathroom!

The old and new tea boy (Zahid Boy) for AAG TV has come back after a 7-Day vacation for a 7 year itch! Shaadi Mubarik!

Ali Tim is singing "Tasveer Banata Hun, Tasveer Nahi Banti" (I draw a picture, but cannot) while learning Photoshop.

Junaid Rahman (Sr. Web Designer) comes to work at 5 PM and by 10 PM, he is found chatting on GTalk.

Arif Qureshi aka Sind Jo Megaman has developed more muscle. (On his belly) Oho Jelly'good!

On hearing the news about Facebook being permanently banned in Pakistan, the interactive duo at AAG TV was totally moved. (To different networking sites for the channel)

Fahadee aka Fahad Siddique (The Red Team) is wearing Shalwar Kameez with Chappals to work. He was heading for Jumma (Friday) prayers forgetting it's a Tuesday not Friday. How Pious!

An oldster is seen wandering on the floor everyday early in the morning. Nobody knows what's the matter with him yet he is .. there?

Ramzan Hyder (Graphic Designer - Red Team) comes in late everyday. Rumors are, he is learning English which isn't a piece of cake for him!

Aag Tv’s Tea Boy who looked like Jonas Brother is gone.Sigh!Moved to another department….

Samia at Aag Tv is wearing a brand new pair of Rust Red Converse Sneakers.Her curly hair is ironed straight today but her jeans has creases.

Zahid Gill (Red Team) came to work” EARLY” at 11:28 am today.It is good to have sunrise at 10 am for him!

Someone is brushing the carpet on the floor vigorously .The grsssssh grsh grsh sound like Cheeky walking in her chappals .Not Good!

A mehndi pot is found lying on top of a table early this morning with a pair of traditional "Dandeya". Wonder whose Mehndi was celebrated at work last night? Recently, Sohail bhai of The Red Team was keen in launching Mehndi Ghar on the website. So?

Ali Tim, General Manager Jang Group, brings a bottle of lemon, honey and water, a jam sandwich and a tiffin of boiled pulses. He brings his own tuck shop to work everyday!

Uzair Ladkawala, Marketing Manager AAG TV has stopped wearing shoe gel in his hair and claims that AAG LEAKS took away the love of his life from his head.

Extension number 0000 is out of order and the IT department seems to take no interest in its' repair. Feel so sorry for those poor lads.

Most of the ladies on the floor are wearing their Eid dresses and Mehndi today. It's Eid at AAG!

The hotel "Khao Peo Geo" has reopened 24/7 after Ramadan for anda paratha and murgh cholay. Now drool.

Asif Ishaq , HR Manager is giving out free Eidi worth Rs.5000, dreams Farhan Ullah from the Red Team.

Title to Graphic Designer, Ramzan (Red Team): Good things come in small packages!

Graphic Designer, Sajjad Haider wears a red belt to work everyday. People here have an obsession with RED..

Uzair Ladkawala (AM Marketing) wears shoe gel in his hair to get extra spikes! Spike'tacular!

For a very short time, you were the youngest person in the world. Think?

Facebook has 2000+ employees ONLY.

Mr. Imran Aslam (President GEO TV) smokes 2-4 packs of cigarettes a day .Mind you it is not 24 packs but 2-4 packs. He claims that once he used to have six packs .Whatever that means?.

Syed Bilal ( manager Red Team) starts to shop from 15th of Ramadan. Most years he ends up buying just one pair of chappals by Chand Raat,

Sirah Haq is the most talented script writer /producer at Geo . She has a degree in film making from London School Of Film Making!

Manager HR , Asif Ishaq goes to Saima everyday. Clarifying his position to BUH HR, hr claimed he does but it is Saima Trade Tower.

Ali Tim (GM Marketing) brings a bag full of medicines to work containing more medicines than a small pharmacy.

The Statue of Liberty wears a size 879 shoe. A normal man wears 7-10 size.

An average person eats 15,000 pounds of food a year!

People spend over 700 billion minutes per month on Facebook. That's it?

Last week was International Youth Day. Youth comprises more than 60% of the population of Pakistan!

Web Content Writer, Samia Baleegh has been wearing the same pair of red sneakers for 3 months every single day. Change is always good

Google bought Motorola for 1.5 billion dollars yesterday!

A rat died in the Creative Department of GEO. One of the staff member was wearing a mask while working on his laptop. RIP

Ali Tim gets his jeans stitched from one tailor in Lighthouse Karachi.

More than 60 % of men and women have used Facebook to stalk their ex. Face Stalk!

GEO is celebrating its' 9th birthday! Happy Birthday!

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight! Start smelling!

An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day. That's it?

Ali Safina (VJ) wears the same blue shirt at work and 4 out of 5 shows a week on TV! Change is good, always.

Saad Mehmood (Finance/Accounts Personal-AAG TV) does not have a calculator and is a MSc in Microbiology.

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world that lies in two continents.

Ali Tim (GM Marketing) goes to Sunday Bazaar every Monday. He has lost it!

When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

Mohammad Shabbeh (Viz / Animator) is reported to have finally taken a bath after AAG Leaks reported it last week. Leaks success!

Sanaan Mughal (Data base / Web Developer) is doing his Masters in HR. Healthy Recreation!

Azfar Ali (Executive Producer GEO) has one wife and one kid. Confirms KMC & Nadra..

One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving! Confirmed Leak!

Ramzan (Graphic Designer AAG Red Team) brings lunch from home and goes to a dhabba to eat it everyday!

Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.

Salman Shah (Ex. Manager AAG TV) loves Topis. Surprisingly, he doesn't wear one himself.

President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader! How cheery!

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows

"I'm retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today" says Sattar (Associate Producer AAG TV)

Badar Ikran (BUH AAG TV) looks like a corporate guy but is a rocker. He listens to Smoke Over Water by Deep Purple. WOW!

Amir (Our Jonas Brother look alike tea boy) created his Facebook ID today. Tech talks!

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. Yuppy!

Lady Gaga was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Nadra confirms!

Hippo milk is PINK. Hippies are multicolored!

Ice cream is Chinese food. Delicious!

Women have a better sense of smell than men. Be careful guys!

Dell computers was started by a 19 year old with only $1000.

Arif Qureshi, web designer, is known as Sind Jo MegaMan!

North Korea has three Internet hosts. In 2010, the United States had 439 million.

A puppy is born blind, deaf, and toothless.

Producer Sattar was listening to music wearing unplugged headphones for an hour!

Viz Artist of Red Team, Shabeeh has not taken a bath in one month. How hygienic! Complains Team Manager, Bilal.

Mr. Asif Lateef (webmaster) showed up to work on Tuesday wearing Shalwar Kameez thinking it's a Friday. How lost!

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the exact same day. (February 12th, 1809)

Koalas are not bears.

Google plus (+) does not have a plus factor since Facebook launched Skype.A cro

Eating Samosa's is forbidden on AAG floor whereas biscuits are allowed. (Management)

Elvis's mom (Gladys) forbade him to swim conversing in strange baby talk only understood by them..

A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its' mouth.

Each week, users share more than 2 billion pieces of Youtube content on Facebook.

Mr. Asif Ishaq (HR Manager) broke a glass today. Poor glass.

An appraisal is expected by the employees of AAG till the end of year 3012. Very early.

Jimi Hendrix actually opened for The Monkees.
(1966 to date)